Once Upon A Wish

In case any of you haven't been to Seth's place lately let me tell you he has one of the BEST blogs I have ever read . He is a new GRANDPA. I put that in capitals because .... at this piont in time Seth is a GRAND "Papa"(actually doesn't call himself "Papa" but it is close enough).

There are some really far out laws in the books. I was aware of a few like all beauty parlors in California must have a spitoon. My mom got the coolest OLD one for one of her salons and a pretty glass one for another.

It is against the law to take your horse in a saloon in Missouri. I thought that was funny UNTIL the night I actually had to brace myself in the door in order to keep 2 guys on horseback OUT of my bar. They were determined they were going to ride in and I was determined they were not.  I told 'em over and over that it was against the law. There actually is a written law forbidding it. I finally convinced they to "park the horses outside.

Wayne was poking around in the Apps store and came across a "Wierd Law" app. We both downloaded it.

Boy these laws could be bad if they were enforced.

In Arkansas it is legal for a man to beat his wife, but no ore than once a month. In L.A. he can beat her with a leather strapas long as the strap is less than 2 inches wide, unless she gives him permission to use a wider one. (Right)

In Pasadena it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. (Darn Amy, that sure could mess up your plan). OMG it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license. (Calif again?)

Get this ...in San Francisco it is against the law to wipe one's car with USED underwear. I wonder why is that????

New Brittian, Conn. the speed limit for a fire truck is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire. ( I wonder if their sirens sound like a 45 being played on 33?) Boy does that "date" me or what.

In Hartford a man cannot kiss his wife on Sunday.

Okay, this one belongs in San Francisco too, in Florida it is illegal for a man to wear any form of a strapless gown. ( Boy is Wayne Jr going to be dissapointed when I tell him that. I am sure he was going to wear one to the opera.)

I can see that this is going to entertain me for a bit.

I may post more another day.

I was looking for one related to pigs. didn't find one yet.

Oh hey Cheryll, Wayne is driving and bringing Precious with him. There isn't anyone he trusts to leave her with.

He is convinced that my mom is whacked on pain pills and that is who usually keeps her.

It is time she met her cousins anyway. (This should give you plenty of time to HIDE the toys!!!)

 

 

 

So go ahead and ask me if I like my new IPhone. .... I'm waiting.... I can't answer if you don't ask now can I?

Ok then we'll start over. Hey I'm not sure if I liked the Rasberry Blackberry better or if I like the Iphone better. So there ya have it. Indecisions, indecisions. Each has its good points and each has its downfalls. I just wish I knew which one I would like better 6 months from now.

Wow my computer just flirted with me. It made the cutest little sound. I have never heard a computer say that before but it was a happy sound. Well I hope like hell it was as happy as I thought it was!

I am scheduled to high pole 2 loads more than I was when I signed on to this job. I am hoping t pick up a few more. At least enough to pay for my motels and gas hahaha.

It is late and I need to get to bed. I'll now go talk to myself in the bed instead of typing to myself here.

Good night.

)Goodbye Rasberry Blackberry Hello Iphone.  Yep I gave in and traded the Rasberry for an iphone BECAUSE the Rasberry Blackberry didn't get any reception at our house. Hey that just won't work.

After driving 900 miles with only 1 short nap (about an hour),from Pennsylvania to Springfield, Mo. I then took a 4 hour nap in the back seat of my pickup, went to the doctor with my mother, had breakfast and then headed for AT&T. I got the phone and drove one and a half hours home sat down with the new phone and now 12 hours later I think I have learned enough to deserve to GO TO BED!!! Wayne has had an Iphone for some time now and I didn't like it but after spending the day with mine I think I actually will like it.

There is a bug tapping on the french door. Well I hope it is a bug and not a noisy peeping tom. Maybe i should check it out. I think it is a family of June Bugs attracted to the light.

I'm not sure why they would be attracted  to light but they are. I would think if they liked the light so much they would come out durning the day. I never see them in the day time.

Well I really must fly up not, time for some well deserved SLEEP.

Good night (like anyone is reading this? 

Today we were driving in a national forrest in Pennsylvania. Jenae was in the back seat acting naughty. Wayne says to me "has she eaten much of her dinner?" I turn arround to check it out when Wayne starts hollering ", look. look! Did you see the cat?" I had not seen the cat.

A mountain lion ran accross the street right in front of us. Wayne was SOOoooo excited. It was the first one he ever saw one in the wild.

I was SOooo  bummed it was the first one I DIDN"T see in the wild!

For the next 20 minutes he just kept saying stuff like wow, cool, man what a rush. then he gets real sober and says "oh why didn't I stop and take a picture of his tracks?"  That would have been neat. I would even post it on here IF ONLY he thought of it sooner.

I didn't think of it at all. Then a few more miles down the road I spot 2 deer on the side and freaked out cuz I imagined I was looking at a cat! Poop they were just deer.

I was forced to tell Wayne that there was NO cat. If I didn't get to see it then it didn't exsist. So there.

Is it just me OR did they actually mess with the site again? I just clicked on a picture in my "friends" box and found the ability to visit the site wasn't there. DANDY, just dandy. I am the most "If it isn't broken, don't fix it" person in the world. I find this frustrating.

Gee it seems like EVERYTHING frustrates me these days.

It seems that the most frustrating part of this "learning" process is that the tiny poorly written "quick start" booklet they give you doesn't match the phone. I also received an  instruction CD piece of crap.

In both of them they say "go to something and show a picures of what it looks like on the face directory of the phone. Great IF there were an icon that even resembled the picture given. Or IF you do find the right thing to click on then what opens up doesn't match or doesn't have the option you are supposed choose. VERY frustrating. Another very perplexing thing, I get into some project and can't get out of it. Keep exiting, closing etc and when I click on the icon again, it opens at the exact spot I left it at before. (which usually is not where I want to be or I wouldn't have closed it.) DAMN.

Well I have to go work on it some more.

It is hard to believe I was considered quite "bright" at one point in my life. (that would have been in school)

 

Okay, DAY 2: NOT so good. Nope I hate to admit it but at this point I am not too damn happy with my Rasberry Blackberry.

It is supposed to be a PHONE. This thing is less like a phone than a can on a string.

It has a real cute rolly ball thing in the center. You maneuver around the screen with it, My thumb has a sore spot like a blister from the sweet little thing.

I managed to set it up without a hitch.? WRONG. It only seemed like it was set up. When I actually got a phone call the ring was wrong. When I do exactly what the LIMITED and totally unhelpfull wrong pictures say to do the next (or first) step isn't even there. I am going to set the alarm to get me up in the morning. Must be up and at it at 6:30,. I wonder what time I will actually wake up? Well wish me luck,

Nighty by

I bought a Blackberry. In fact I got a rasberry colored Blackberry. I am now on a new adventure with my new Rasberry Blackberry. So far I like it. I even know how to do lots of cool things already. Yeah!!!

I must run as I need to put the CD in and watch it.

Oh I also bought a new Air Card for wireless internet on my lap top. I got a memory stick for it and one for the phone. I need to read about them.

Busy, busy, busy. I will check back in later